What's a wedding without a little cringe?
Pippa Middleton and James Matthews might have thrown the society wedding of the year with half the royal family in attendance but they still weren't exempt from a friendly roasting in their speeches.
According to The Sun, James' best man Justin Johannson reportedly delivered some very uncomfortable moments in his toast, which began with the topic of their honeymoon.
“With the wedding shrouded in secrecy, I would like to reveal and wish the bride and groom a wonderful honeymoon in North Wales," Justin apparently quipped.
"At least that’s where I presume they’re going, since I overheard Spencer saying that James will be, after the wedding, going to Bangor for two weeks. Enjoy the Welsh coast, guys.”
Bangor is a city in north west Wales but his risque play on words didn't go unnoticed.
Justin took another shot, this time using James' dog Rafa as the set up.
“Now, to the love of James’s life. Beautiful, energetic, loyal, soft mouth, comes on command, great behind — that’s enough about James’s spaniel Rafa," he joked.
The Sun claim this particular zinger was a massive fail and the guests were far from pleased.
"It was a bit full-on for the crowd we had there. Thankfully, some of the older ones didn’t know what he meant," an attendee told the publication.
Meanwhile it's been revealed the newlyweds will enjoy two honeymoon destinations, starting with a luxurious escape to Tetiaroa in French Polynesia.
"The Polynesian villa is everything people would expect - miles of white sand, beautiful scenery and 24-hour-a-day service from staff – and they’re staying there for a week," a source revealed to The Sun of their VIP escape.
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The Mail On Sunday reveal they'll be shacking up at an eco-friendly villa at The Brando (which is owned by Marlon Brando, obviously) for a cool $AUD5235 a night.
Following a week of relaxing island life, they'll jet to one of James' family properties in the Scottish Highlands near Loch Ness.
"After that they’ll head to Scotland for the second part of their break — and they hope to end it by catching the final of the French Open tennis tournament in two weeks’ time," a pal explained.
Married life is looking pretty good for this almost-royal couple!