Naturally, the world lost their marbles when photos emerged of a very nude Orlando Bloom paddle-boarding with girlfriend Katy Perry.
And now, just under a month since the photos made their way from the Mediterranean beach to computer screens everywhere, the star’s ex-wife is sharing her thoughts.
Speaking candidly on the Kyle & Jackie O Show on Wednesday morning, Miranda Kerr revealed her shock when her former husband texted to warn her about the racy snaps.
“Oh my god, he texted me saying, "I am really embarrassed, some photos are coming out. I just thought I should let you know," the brunette beauty laughed.
She continued: “I was like, ‘hmm, right...What were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’ Obviously he wasn't.”
The mother-of-one, who joined the radio hosts in promotion of her new collaborative swim range with Bonds, then joked about sending the father of her five-year-old son, Flynn, a few pairs of togs as a preventative measure.
“I am going to send Orlando a pair of both [boardshorts and budgie smugglers] because you know he might like either of those…or none,” the 33-year-old laughed.
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Moving on from her former spouse, the Victoria’s Secret model also shared some sweet sentiments about her new hubby-to-be, Evan Spiegel.
Speaking of the billionaire Snapchat founder, Miranda revealed the very normal way they bond together.
“He’s a very traditional man. When he comes home he loves to have dinner together and catch up on our days.”
And while Miranda admits that she would love to give the hard worker a rewarding massage after a day spent making millions, she admits: “He would rather me hug him than give him foot massages!”
“He’s like ‘can you cuddle up, can we just snuggle? I don’t need a foot massage!’”
Miranda first became friends with social media mogul at a Dinner in Los Angeles.
It didn’t take long for their banter to blossom into something more, and six months in, things became serious when the model introduced her new beau to her main man; son Flynn.
"[My ex and I decided] that we had to know the person for six months and feel good about them [before introducing them to Flynn],” she said to Sydney Morning Herald.
Fast forward and it would seem that this “modern family” have it all figured out!