The latest product to perch itself on the same shelf as her $45 oil-pulling kit (read: a jar of coconut oil and a spoon)? Paper Crane Apothecary Psychic Vampire Repellent.
Yes, vampire repellent.
According to goop’s listing of the product, this “spray-able elixir” uses a combination of gem healing and oils to “banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them)”.
So, essentially, to ward off anyone giving your grief, buyers are instructed to “spray generously around their heads to safeguard their auras”.
Since announcing her retirement from the acting biz back in June, Oscar Award-winning/modern-day Buffy Gwynnie, 44, has been focussing on building her vamp-axing “lifestyle” business, goop.
While that may mean facing off with medical practitioners firing up over her myriad health claims, by selling things like $300 “ribbed T-shirts”, this mum-of-two is laughing all the way to the Rodeo-Drive bank.
(Admittedly, she'll probably end up cashing in on our $$$ for this anti-vampire mist along the way. Sigh...)
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