Cat

Banana shire rewards $10 for an adult cat scalp, $5 for kittens.

Sleep with one eye open, cat parents.

But the story gets even weirder than that.

Feline to pet parent: We need to talk.

She's now urging others to adopt.

Start purr-fecting your CV.

No really, science says so.

Some owners even blame the food for their cat's death.

That settles that then.

Science has your back on this.