"You guys are all actually really old."
"Don't touch me."
"Honestly I think everyone is speaking a different language so I'll just say this really slowly," to which Romel told the camera, "If. Josh. Speaks. Slowly. To. Me. Again. I'm going to lose my s----."
"It's flavourless, I'm literally eating just solid matter...the wasabi mayo was a damp mess."
"Those guys are nicer than all you fake people."
"We thought that you were a lesbian and that was your gay best friend."
"What you two, I thought, were in common was that you both had like, mail-order brides but the gay version."
"We though that you were like a sassy plastic chick with the friend who you brought along to make yourself look prettier."
"These guys are emotionally challenged and I don't think they have a sense of humour."
"What are you wearing? At 50, that's not a good look."
"I get an understanding of Mick and Jodie-Anne that they haven't been exposed to much culture."
"Savages with clothes on."
"It's not a Beef Wellington it's a Weight Watchers snack."
"You look like Randall from Monsters Inc...with the big f---ing nose and like nine legs."
"They're only human."
"Lesley has seen things, she has done things and she is way too old for that."
"Do camels have udders?