In case you were living under a rock, over the weekend you may have missed the gift that was Married At First Sight's resident pocket rocket Cyrell Jimenez-Paule's epic 30th birthday bash.
The pint-sized powerhouse, who now goes by the official title Cyclone Cyrell, rung in the big 3-0 with a lavish gathering at her new boyfriend Eden Dally's family home before hitting Potts Point with her MAFS crew for a night out on the town at hotspot Flamingo Lounge.
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But now it appears Cyrell was hit with a serious case of the birthday blues with the Married At First Sight star claiming she was robbed during her celebrations.
Taking to her Instagram Stories, a furious Cyrell raged that someone had stolen her handbag and car keys at the club.
"Some dirty dog - you stupid animal I friggin' hate you - decides to go steal my clutch with my money in there and my car key! Now I've got this guy who can't even make a key. Anyone know a locksmith?" she begged.
But her foul-mouthed rant didn't end there, oh no! Strap yourself for some more classic Cyrell zingers.
"Thanks to everyone that legit took the time to greet me happy birthday, like s--t, blushing - well not so much with me as I've got dark skin. Except for that person that ruined my night and stole my clutch, I hope that when you use my money you end up sh------ diarrhoea for the next two weeks. And you vomit it out of your mouth," the MAFS bride raged.
Charming, we couldn't have said it better ourselves.
Despite the drama, Cyrell's OTT party was still a smash hit if the masses of social media snaps were anything to go by.
The brunette bombshell rung in the milestone birthday surrounded by the likes of Ning Surasiang, Heidi Latcham, Billy Vincent, Lauren Huntriss, Elizabeth Sobinoff, Dean Wells, Melissa Lucarelli, Jules Robinson and Cameron Merchant.
And it looks like her blossoming romance with Love Island star Eden is flourishing after his parents hosted her pre-drinks at their family home in Drummoyne.
Cyrell, who was originally matched with Nic Jovanovic on the experiment, officially confirmed her romance with Eden last week.
"He's a cool guy… we're seeing each other," she revealed on an interview with Nine's Talking Married.
"He's one of those guys who's so attractive that at first I was like, 'no', but then you talk, and it grows," she said.