We don't know about you, but Married at First Sight's Dan Webb and Jessika Power need to tell us what is going on.
We're all very invested in their relationship, ever since the experts let them continue on in the experiment together - and heaven to Betsy, if you're going to be fake reality TV adulterers, you may as well fill us in on every single detail.
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This week has been tumultuous for Jess and Dan to say the least.
With the explosive MAFS reunion episode causing the pair to break-up briefly after filming, speculation about where they stand now is at an all-time high.
There was that god-awful Talking Married interview where the frosty couple sat miles apart from each other with Jess shooting daggers at Dan and the co-hosts - with the show's host, Ben Fordham, even revealing that the couple were fighting off-air during the break.
Then there were those cheating allegations on KIIS FM, when a caller claimed that Jessika had sent her a very hectic message asking: "Can you please tell me what happened with Dan? I've just been through so much I feel like maybe this will help me move on."
But then it was claimed that Jessika had cheated on Dan with Love Island's Eden Dally, who is now dating MAFS Cyrell Jimenez-Paule, who was married to Nic Jovanovic on the show - the one Jess was supposed to have had a dalliance with. Keeping up?
Now, Jess has sent the country into a tailspin after she shared a cryptic Instagram caption on a new post which she created for Dirty Thirties Cosmetics.
Simply writing: "Thank you, Next", fans were convinced that she and Dan had indeed now broken up, as she referenced Ariana Grande's hit break up song."
A very very very clever marketing ploy or the real deal? You decide...
Then, Dan briefly unfollowed Jess on Instagram Wednesday night but now he's back to following her.
As we are all now in 2019, hitting un-follow is the equivalent to a break-up announcement.
But Jess was keen to steer the narrative back on track and quickly shared a picture of the two in a car together.
Whether it's all for show, we are heavily confused.
In an interview on KIISFM's Kyle and Jackie O on Thursday morning, Jessika revealed the state of their relationship.
"We're working through a lot of things at the minute," she revealed to the popular hosts.
"I feel humiliated with the way that he spoke to me on Talking Married. I'm a little bit hurt, Dan's a little bit hurt."
Indeed, the odds continue to stack up against Australia's most controversial couple and they certainly seem to be on the death wobble.
While they may still be together now, the couple could be looking to spend even more time apart as Dan faces potential jail time over a multi-million dollar telemarketing scam.
Insiders reveal his legal woes have put a strain on their relationship but Jessica has vowed to stand by her man should he be thrown in the slammer.
"Word is he might go inside for six months and that's really going to put pressure on his new relationship with Jess," an insider told Woman's Day.
"Jess is used to being around people who are a bit rough around the edges. But if I were Dan I'd be wondering if she would want all of this new drama in her life."
Whatever is actually going on between the pair, we hope they tell us soon, and then we can get some sleep...