Parenting

These Yelp reviews of newborn babies are hilarious – and scarily true

How would you rate your experience as a parent of a newborn?

Whilst most parents agree that having a newborn baby is stressful (among other things, also see: tiring, chaotic, life-sucking, etc., etc.), we don’t generally think of rating the experience out of five. Until now.

Mummy blogger, The Ugly Volvo, has created the very first ‘Yelp for Newborn Babies’ and the reviews are everything we’ve ever wanted to say about our screaming and crying newborns, but never knew how to put into words.

“Tons of hidden costs and fees”. We feel that.

Talk about a bad user experience.

Another unhappy customer.

“SoEffingTired” pretty much sums it up.

No return policy? Outrageous.

Surely there should be some sort of system to avoid accidental double deliveries?

Always check the reviews first.

At least somebody had a positive experience.

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