Ever wondered what you’d say to your kids if your partner got arrested? Wonder no more – it’s all explained in Melissa Higgins’ latest picture book The Night Dad went to Jail.
In fact, these days there is a book for almost every uncomfortable situation likely to arise in life. Where do babies come from? Where Willy Went. Bereavement? All My Friends are Dead. Substance abuse? My Big Sister Takes Drugs or I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much.
Even ritual satanic abuse is covered in Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy. Which is your favourite?
Some of the more bizarre children’s titles published.
The Night Dad Went to Jail.
Go the F**k to Sleep.
Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!
Who Pooped in the Park?
Pooh Gets Stuck.
My Big Sister Takes Drugs.
The Long Journey of Mister Poop.
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts.
Who Cares About Disabled People?
Hair in Funny Places.
Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A Child’s Book about Satanic Ritual Abuse.
The House That Crack Built.
Maggie Goes on A Diet.
Who Cares About Elderly People?
All My Friends Are Dead.
It Hurts When I Poop!
I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much.
A Terrible Thing Happened – A story for children who have witnessed violence or trauma.
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I Said No! A kid-to-kid guide to keeping your private parts private.
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book (sic).
Cooking With Pooh.
Mommy’s Black Eye: Children Dealing With Domestic Violence.
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