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11 spooktacular Halloween jokes for kids

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One of the great pleasures of parenthood is the free pass to drop terrible puns in the name of kid jokes. And Halloween is no exception. If you’ve got it, haunt it baby.

So if you’re ready to give your little ghouls the giggles we found some fangtastic gags to get you started.

The gallery below features 11 kid-friendly jokes to spread amongst the trick or treaters this Halloween.

Let’s get this party startled!

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More Spooky content to get you ready for Halloween 2019:

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Halloween Dracula

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A: To stop his coffin.

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Halloween witch

Q: What do they teach in witch school?

A: Spelling.

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Halloween skeleton

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?

A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.

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Halloween monster

Q: How do monsters tell their future?

A: They read their horror-scope.

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Halloween ghost

Q: When does a ghost eat breakfast?

A: In the moaning.

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Halloween skeleton

Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?

A: Spare ribs

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Halloween witch

Q: Why do witches ride brooms?

A: Because vacuum cleaners have short cords.

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Halloween Ghost

Q: What’s a ghosts favourite fruit?

A: Booberries.

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Halloween witch

Q: Which of the witch’s friends was good at cricket?

A: The bat.

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Halloween kids

Q: When do skeletons laugh?

A: When something tickles their funny bones.

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Halloween witch

Q: What do witches put in their hair?

A: Scare spray

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