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Taylor Swift's snarky comebacks during her trial are iconic

The singer has no time for the lawyer's victim blaming.

By Kate Wagner
Taylor Swift’s ongoing legal battle with the American DJ who is accused of groping her during a photo opp is coming to a spectacular head, mainly because of the singer’s brilliant comebacks.
While Taylor’s mum Andrea sobbed on the stand as she gave her testimony, Taylor remained calm and had no issue with cutting David Mueller’s lawyer down to size over and over again.
WATCH: Taylor Swift answer a very important 73 questions.
After the allegations surfaced, Mueller lost his job at the radio station so he sued Taylor for $3 million in damages.
When lawyer Gabe McFarland asked Taylor how she felt about Mueller losing his job, she said: “I’m not going to allow you or your client make me feel in any way that this is my fault.
“Here we are years later, and I’m being blamed for the unfortunate events of his life that are the product of his decisions — not mine.”
When pressed if she thought Mueller got what he deserved when he was fired, Taylor said: “I don’t feel anything about Mr. Mueller. I don’t know him.”
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McFarland also suggested Swift should have taken a break if she was as distressed by Mueller allegedly groping her as she claims, she shot back: “And your client could have taken a normal photo with me.”
The photo she’s referring to is the focus of the lawsuit and McFarland repeatedly challenged Taylor’s claims by questioning it.
When the attorney claimed nothing looks wrong or visibly inappropriate in the photo on multiple occasions, Taylor hit back with:
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McFarland also brought into question who grabbed what Taylor describes as “a handful of my ass”. Mueller’s then-girlfriend is also in the photo and McFarland pointed out Taylor is closer to her in the photo, but the singer didn't have time for someone suggesting she didn't know whose hand was grabbing her bum - “Yes, she did not have her hand on my ass.”
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McFarland was also critical of Taylor’s bodyguard who, if the assault occurred, didn’t step in to intervene.
“I’m critical of your client sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my ass,” she shot back
In retaliation to Mueller’s lawsuit, Taylor countersued for sexual assault for literally $1 in damages. Iconic.
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