Jane Tarren from York, UK, is on a mission.
She’s wiping the slate clean after ditching her cheating husband, and she wants her wedding dress GONE!
To help move her dress as quickly as possible Jane decided to try and sell it on Facebook, and she certainly knows how to write a description!
“Please help me remove this Sontie wedding dress from my life, it does look stunning on, enough to distract you from the fact your marrying a compulsive liar,” Jane’s Facebook post begins.
The advert goes on to say the dress will fit someone sized 18-22 and is in “stunning condition, unlike my marriage…”
“All bad luck has been removed as post-separation the dress was cleaned, I know this because after dry cleaning I became happier and more confident realising what it was like to be treated well in a relationship,” Jane says.
You don’t even need to get married to wear the dress!
Jane suggests a few other occasions the dress would like nice like washing the dishes, catching a train, “or even standing in line to do a name change because the name you took on makes you feel nauseous and filled with more regret than a one night stand you had back in 2007!!”
And if that doesn’t float your boat, Jane has one more idea for you:
“Wear it to the pub and people will buy you celebration drinks, even better fake cry and the sympathy drinks come in from every angle and every guy there who wants to be your rebound!!”
The dress will have paid for itself in no time, and at the low price of just £150, Jane is really giving you more than she’ll get in return.
Jane, you are our new hero, and we’d love to have you over for a vino.
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