The world’s biggest asshole

Coleman F. Sweeney is a sleazy scumbag who berates the disabled, abuses the elderly and is a total jerk to women. But in three minutes, you'll think he's a hero.


He aimed guns at dogs, threw change at strippers and stole from children. The sticker on the back of his truck warned he “can go from 0 to horny in 2.2 beers” and that is pretty much everything you needed to know about the life of Coleman F. Sweeney. A jerk.

But somehow, in the end, this bona-fide jerk – a jerk we might all know and recognise – did the miraculous and managed to become a good guy to so many people. He lived his whole life as an a**hole, and died a hero.

Watch how…

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