Sex & Relationships

5 Sex Positions You Probably Won’T Orgasm In

Sex Positions You Won’t Orgasm In

There are literally hundreds of you can try out with your partner, with a whole bunch of them being a sure fire way to. But, unfortunately, some moves in the bedroom will fail miserably to.

That’s why we’ve put together a not-to-do-list if you are keen to come. Sure, have a play with these during or just for fun, but avoid at all costs if you’re in a rush to get to.

The Pleasure Workout

This move looks hot, but if you stare closely at it, and squint a little, you’ll see that all that’s written over this sex position is ‘tricep dips’. Yup, that’s a full upper arm and core workout right there. And eventhough we’re all for living a fit and healthy lifestyle, we can almost guarantee that if your arms are on fire and your physically knackered, you’re probably not going to orgasm.

The Passion Propeller

You want to show off your skills in the bedroom, go for it mate. But just ‘cos you can whip your dick around like a helicopter, it doesn’t mean we’re gonna get our rocks off. This move involves a LOT of adjusting and rotating, and not a lot of thrusting and clit play. It also looks like it would give his dick some kind of Chinese-burn, so it’s probably not going to do much for him either…

Nibbler Man

Though you will be getting some good attention in the oral sex department, it might be hard to concentrate when you have a dick in yo face. This is also a really hard angle to give a blowjob in, meaning you won’t be showcasing your best skills and potentially affecting his orgasm potential. But if you just flip over so you’re on top, you’ll be in a prime position to reach that magic O.

Lusty Lie Down

Though, sometimes, there is nothing hotter than being ridiculously close to your partner, with as much skin-to-skin contact as possible — this position won’t do much more for you than that. Lying directly on top of each other, back-to-front, makes it really hard to manoeuvre and get some thrusting action in. Sure, you can start in this position, but you sure as hell won’t finish in it. Make him open his legs and you sit up on his dick, with your feet on the bed, and you’ll be in a much better position for reaching orgasm.

Down and Dirty

As much as guys want to think that they have magical powers in their penis, if it’s not inserted into a zone that actually can give you an orgasm, then it aint gonna do anything for us. Sure, getting your man aroused with a blowjob can turn you on, but it’s not going to turn you on the whole way to reaching an O. Save this move for foreplay, and make sure you get a go back for your on-your-knees time.

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