Lachy Hulme [who starred as Dr Martin Clegg in Aussie drama series Offspring] − he’d make a far better me than me!
Dev Patel [the British actor who won an Academy Award for his role in Lion]. He already has the accent down pat.
[British action film star] Jason Statham.
The shortest number one ever written − The Letter by The BoxTops. I’m nothing if not a merciful man.
A huge bunch of just one simple flower, like daffodils − and given without a reason − is always good. Such a romantic!
Doing radio recently and forgetting what day of the week it was.
The woman I love [wife Emma] and our children [Jonathan, William and Sadie], music, the beach and Carhartt jackets.
[Comedian] Tom Gleeson, telling him I loved his Hard Chat segment [on The Weekly With Charlie Pickering].
[Comedian and The Project co-host] Pete Helliar − what a beautiful man. Or [actor] Roy Billing, who’s a prince among men. [Comedian] Sam Pang is a pretty special human too. They all do things I could never do and have skills I could only dream of possessing.
I had to blink back a tear or two at a recent elimination on MasterChef.
Looking inside people’s souls to see their deepest fears.
Have You Been Paying Attention?, Gogglebox and the EPL [the English Premier League football competition].
Enthusiastic food nerd who loves life... and who is rubbish at counting.
Hopefully, in about 30 years.
When I was 15, I wrote a long letter to my mum telling her I had a vocation and was entering a monastery. I thought it would be funny − it was!
Humphrey B Bear [the fictional character from the Aussie children’s TV show of the same name] or Barney The Dinosaur [the giant purple dinosaur from the US children’s TV series Barney and Friends]. We have similar fashion sense − and body shape, for that matter.
Watch sport, cook for friends, smooch the woman I love, nag the kids.
Still there at the end.
Listen all the time, because you never know where inspiration will come from. Also, when opportunity knocks, it tends to knock very quietly.