Fifty Shades actor Jamie Dornan appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday, and revealed that although his character is a BDSM pro on screen, in reality, he's a bit of a dud when it comes to sex toys.
"The funny thing is, pretty much everything you find in the red room, you've used a version of, but not for the same effect,” he explains.
"Like, it's more for riding a horse or something. Or doing up a bag that's particularly full and if you're using a buckle. That kind of thing. You have the skillset and you kind of surprise yourself. Most of it—I have to admit—I was very green about all that stuff."
After chatting about the upcoming sequel Fifty Shades Darker (in cinemas Feb 9th) Ellen devised an idea for a fourth film, asking Jamie to act out a scene for her spoof, Fifty Shades Darkest.
"I assume you like a girl in a uniform," she says as she enters a room wearing hilarious fake boobs and a revealing top.
"The moment I walked into Staples, I just knew I had to have you in my life," Jamie replies while staring at her new chesticles.
What unfolds is a stationery-based bondage session that is just as mental as it sounds.
Never change, Ellen!