There's no other way to say it - Dr Chris Brown is one hell of a handsome man.
The host of The Living Room and Bondi Vet is really, really, ridiculously good looking.
He's super tall, he's got a jawline that could cut glass and he's obsessed with animals - what's not to love?
Well, unfortunately for Chris, a little rumour has been swirling around that his manhood isn't quite ... up to scratch.
A female listener phoned into KIIS FM's Kyle and Jackie O show on Friday morning with a very personal anecdote - and it involved Dr Chris and his penis.
"When I was living in the eastern suburbs, one of my roommates was quite an attractive blonde [and] she slept with Dr Chris Brown," the woman told Kylie and Jackie O.
"When she was telling us about it, she said he had the smallest penis," she said.
Jackie O said the theory was surprising, given Chris's significant height.
"That's what surprised her!" the woman said of her friend, "because he was so big in stature, there was this tiny little thing and it was just so weird."
She continued: "She was pretty full on about it. She only told us privately, but she did say he's a really good lover in bed, but that he's quite small."
Jackie came to Dr Chris' defence, saying she thought it was cruel of the woman's friend to make the suggestions public.
"That's not nice. If that's not true, poor Chris. I'm trying to defend the poor bloke," she said.
Kyle decided to give Chris a "right of reply" about this "small penis rumour" and got him on the phone to respond to the woman's claims.
Here's what Chris had to say for himself: "It's nothing I've ever concerned myself with. I feel comfortable."
He added: "Maybe it's the scale of everything else .. it's like putting a smaller landmark inside a bigger landmark ... you lose scale."
Chris later added that size wasn't the be all end all, and "it's all how you use it."
Listen to Chris defending his manhood below. Story continues after the clip
Aside from being grilled about his genitals, Dr Chris was also asked about his love life.
"You're single now though?" Kyle asked Chris, to which he replied: "Ah potentially not."
The last woman he was linked to was fellow TV presenter Liv Phyland, 28, who hosts music show The Loop on digital channel 10 Peach.
The pair shared several happy snaps on social media last year after working on an episode of The Living Room together, but have been quiet in recent months.
WATCH BELOW: Liv Phyland on Studio 10
Chris, 40, recently opened up about how his incredible career has impacted his ability to settle down and have a family.
He told Stellar magazine that hitting 40 was a big milestone.
"It surprised me how much it got to me. It certainly made me look at where I am in my life. If you'd told me at 20 I'd be unmarried and without kids, I probably would've been horrified," he said.
"But it's my doing. I've probably prioritised work more than I potentially should have over the past 10 years — to the detriment of my personal life. I love my life, but it's not without sacrifice."
His work on shows like I'm A Celebrity takes him all over the world and requires being away from home for weeks at a time - something he acknowledges would be tough for any woman to handle.
"It's a lot to ask of a girlfriend, to put up with all the travel and the lack of face time," he told Stellar.
"There's often interest in who I'm dating. I don't want to put someone through that if it's not going to be a thing."
But despite being unlucky in love recently, Chris still holds out hope that he will find someone to start a family with.
"I'm certainly looking for the one. I don't want to be this person with a history of short to medium-term relationships," he said.
"I certainly want to have kids and I don't want to be an absent dad. I know in my heart I'd want to be around for them."