"Can a girl not get a f---ing acai bowl and a morning make out session in peace?!"
That's the question Miley Cyrus wants to know, after she was sprung in a steamy lip lock with Cody Simpson in West Hollywood on October 3.
The pair were spotted getting pretty cosy during their day date, with onlookers admitting they "were very cute together".
"Miley and Cody came in together," explains an onlooker.
"Miley was very flirty. You could tell that she was interested in Cody. She ended up sitting on his lap and started kissing him."
Having only split with girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter, 31, just two weeks ago – and from hubby Liam Hemsworth, 29, just one month before that – fans were quick to judge Miley for jumping into something new so quickly.
But the singer was having none of it!
"I know the public feels invested in my past relationship because they felt like they saw it [through] from the beginning," the singer shared on Instagram.
"This dating thing is new to me too… Please don't make this awkward for me. I am trying to make light and like always make fun of myself… get used to me dating – this is where I am at!"
While the pair's relationship might be fresh – with some fans calling it out as a 'rebound fling' – Cody's feelings for Miley are nothing new.
The Aussie hottie's been crushing on the 26-year-old singer for years, having admitted back in 2012 that Miley "has always been my childhood celebrity crush".
Cody, 22, added, "I think she will be, forever, the most dateable Disney star."
The two have been good friends ever since, with things only recently turning romantic.
"Miley and Cody have always been attracted to one another but couldn't act on it because they were both taken," a source tells OK!.
"So right now they're basically living out their fantasy."
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