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Boob hairs, Bachelors and babies: Nothing is off limits as Sophie Monk returns to Hard Chat

Sophie Monk and Tom Gleeson seriously need their own spin-off show!
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They’re the unlikely duo that are pure comedy gold. And now, The Weekly star Tom Gleeson has teamed up with one of his favourite subjects, Sophie Monk, for another installment of his hilarious piss-take segment, Hard Chat on the ABC.

The premise of the skit being Tom unapologetically drills his guests and essentially rips them a new one. Celebs with egos need not apply!

And the last time Sophie appeared on the segment back in April, it was the catalyst for her Bachelorette journey after she confessed to the funnyman she’d love to star on the dating show.

Checking back in with the Bardot babe, Tom wasted no time getting into the curly questions.

“Australia fell in love with you on The Bachelorette, is it good that someone fell in love with you on the series?” he quipped.

“I did fall in love, we just live in different states so we’re not posting it all over the place. I’m just not that person,” Sophie retorted.

The acid-tongue comic pressed on, asking the 38-year-old: “What’s more fake, your relationship with Stu or your face?”

WATCH: Sophie Monk on her romance with Stu Laundy. Post continues…

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Sophie insists she’s still in love with Stu.

Not missing a beat Soph, who continually proves she’s not afraid to pay herself out, clapped back: “Oh my god. That’s so mean! But good question.”

“Well, neither’s fake. The media is just going [for] us. I have to google everything and go, ‘we’re together, we’re broken up’… we were pregnant with twins the other day.”

“Well, are you pregnant with twins?” Tom questioned.

“No he’s been de-sexed, or whatever it’s called,” Soph giggled, referring to the pub baron’s highly-publicised vasectomy.

Sophie also revealed she and all her potential suitors were screened for STDs. Ahh romance!

“The last Hard Chat we did went viral. Were any of the Bachelors a bit viral?” Tom asked.

“No they all get tested! I got tested. I was like, “Oh crap. Imagine if I had to get out of it because I had a herpie of something. Luckily we’re all clear,” Soph said.

The star is NOT pregnant, with twins or otherwise.

But perhaps the most precious gem from their quick-witted banter was this breast bombshell.

When discussing body hair, the Brisbane-based beauty proudly confessed she has named the two hairs growing on her decolletage.

“I’ve got a nipple hair that won’t stop growing and I’ve called it Trevor because it’s just part of me now. I pluck it and it just grows back, I feel like people should study that for male pattern baldness. I think he might have gained a friend, so Trent’s on there too.”

If you needed any further proof 2017 was the year of Sophie Monk, this is it. Miss Monk, take a bloody bow!

2017 has been the year of Sophie Monk!

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